nobody-knose–archive:

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

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7dmom:

Didn’t read any of that shit but I assume youre a hater who wants to torture me with blades

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justletmescrolll:

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I beat pathologic 2, oh my god i love plague

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tonbanereblogs:

hirkyy:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

Stage 1: using your native language’s idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge

Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you’re good at English

Stage 3: using your native language’s idioms in English because they fuck actually

“either take off your cross or put on your underwear” (ukrainian) to say that you can’t have both things at once is my favorite expression to ever exist in any language. i needed to put this out into the world so bad, im finally free.

I’m gonna write some:

“you can’t put doors to the countryside” referring to something you cannot control

“to honour which saint?🤨” A response to someone doing such a bizarre thing that you can only assume it’s for a very specific god ritual (what my mom says when I’m caught cooking a full meal at 3am)

“my mouth is dryer than Christ’s sandals” or nsfw version “dryer than a doll’s underwear”

“never say from this water I shan’t drink” like never say never.

“to write the dots on the i’s” to make a negotiation very clear, point out flaws.

“you have to feed him separately” as in ‘this person is a handful’

“it’s like throwing daisies to the pigs” wasteful, or useless, unappreciated act

“no one gave you a candle in this burial” you don’t have permission to talk/give your opinion

“it’s like going to pee and not letting even a drop” pointless, absurd, waste of time

“when the devil is bored he kills flies with his tail” when someone you hate is suspiciously idle and seems innocent (and you KNOW!!! they’ll do something)

“my saint went back to the sky” meaning you were so distracted/zoned out that you didn’t even notice a saint had descended to help you until it left lmao

“I’m more tied up than a Roman’s leg” (refering to Roman knee high sandals) it means you’re very busy

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powerbottombrucespringsteen:

Reflection from Mulan was so crazy she literally sang “If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart” and 8 year old proto-gay me was like “I don’t know what you mean but I know what you mean”

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justletmescrolll:

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beloathed cringe man

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marsianinspace:

I have a passion for queer coding and I think that succession is great at it and I love it and it makes sense in the context to not straight up have explicit queerness and instead implied because any queerness these people are expressing is under wraps or deeply repressed and is shown through extended eye contact or framing or an implication from another character and I love how well done it is because it’s not queerbaity it’s just perfectly done queercoding and it’s also not used to prevent there from being queer rep (also I’m aware this makes no sense I’m drunk rn just thinking thoughts)

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ripley-stark:

every succession actor’s 500-page backstory about their own character is canon to me i would pay to read it all. moayed saying stewy’s dad is 90 and likes to sue everyone. dagmara dominczyk saying she’s seen the way karolina has looked at women. eili harboe saying ebba wants to marry and sue matsson at the same time. alan ruck hypothesizing that connor was raised by nannies and created his own delusional world. they’re all deranged and it’s the gift that keeps on giving

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